var Quotation=new Array()
Quotation[0] = "\"Sound editing is a lot like sex - it's usually done alone, late at night, surrounded by electronic gadgets.\"
- Steve Carrell";
Quotation[1] = "\"Woe to the man whose heart has not learned while young to hope, to love - and to put its trust in life.\"
- Joseph Conrad";
Quotation[2] = "\"He who does not understand a joke, he does not understand Danish.\"
- Georg Brandes";
Quotation[3] = "\"I've not heard of many couples that were split apart by one's addiction to coffee.\"
- David Bowie";
Quotation[4] = "\"I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women. \"
- Bernard Manning";
Quotation[5] = "\"I think scars are sexy because it means you made a mistake that led to a mess.\"
- Angelina Jolie";
Quotation[6] = "\"Without music life would be a mistake.\"
- F. W. Nietzsche";
Quotation[7] = "\"A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.\"
- Adlai Stevenson";
Quotation[8] = "\"I don't really see science fiction as fiction. I can imagine colonies on Mars and everything.\"
- Sigourney Weaver";
Quotation[9] = "\"Life with another person is always difficult.\"
- Yoko Ono";
Quotation[10] = "\"Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell.\"
- Edward Abbey";
Quotation[11] = "\"You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays, everyone's crazy.\"
- Charles Manson";
Quotation[12] = "\"We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further.\"
- Richard Dawkins";
Quotation[13] = "\"I get drawn to things that don't make any sense, and I learned early on not to resist that.\"
- Danny Elfman";
Quotation[14] = "\"I live quite comfortably on publicity champagne and peanuts.\"
- Quentin Crisp";
Quotation[15] = "\"Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.\"
- Ambrose Bierce";
Quotation[16] = "\"The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown.\"
- H. P. Lovecraft";
Quotation[17] = "\"Never believe that a few caring people can't change the world. For, indeed, that's all who ever have.\"
- Margaret Mead";
Quotation[18] = "\"If nothing else, I have money.\"
- Björk";
Quotation[19] = "\"Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.\"
- Marie Curie";
Quotation[20] = "\"Das Gefühl für Humanität hat mich noch nicht verlassen.\"
- Immanuel Kant";
Quotation[21] = "\"Every great movement must experience three stages: ridicule, discussion, adoption.\"
- John Stuart Mill";
Quotation[22] = "\"En dansker er ligesom en flaske ketchup: Først kommer der ikke noget - og så kommer det hele på én gang.\"
- Kjeld Abell";
Quotation[23] = "\"If we cannot now end our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity.\"
- John F. Kennedy";
Quotation[24] = "\"Macho does not prove mucho.\"
- Zsa Zsa Gabor";
Quotation[25] = "\"Man kan inte piska in något i barn, men man kan smeka fram mycket ur dem.\"
- Astrid Lindgren";
Quotation[26] = "\"A true friend is someone who has seen your DNA, and loves you anyway.\"
- Natasha Vita-More";
Quotation[27] = "\"I was probably the only revolutionary referred to as cute.\"
- Abbie Hoffman";
Quotation[28] = "\"I have a deep nostalgia for the future.\"
- FM-2030";
Quotation[29] = "\"Man who say it cannot be done should not interrupt man doing it.\"
- Chinese proverb";
Quotation[30] = "\"Nonviolence means avoiding not only external physical violence but also internal violence of spirit.\"
- Martin Luther King";
Quotation[31] = "\"Do not ask me who I am and do not tell me to remain the same.\"
- Michel Foucault";
Quotation[32] = "\"I have gained this by philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law.\"
- Aristotle";
Quotation[33] = "\"No government has ever advocated social change. The established order tends to perpetuate itself.\"
- Jacque Fresco";
Quotation[34] = "\"For small creatures such as we the vastness is bearable only through love.\"
- Carl Sagan";
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